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Pshh, it’s only the best food you’ve ever had

No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches...

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A punch in the chest

Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I've opened a door here that I regret. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't...

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Biggest Time & Greatest Food

I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. I think he's got a crush on you, Dex! I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. You look…perfect. I have a dark side, too. He taught me a code. To survive. I have a...

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The most amazing evening

As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! Oh, you're a dollar naughtier than most. Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? Um, is this the boring,...

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Doctor! Doctor!

It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy,...

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Artizen Events & Meals

Is the Space Pope reptilian!? I can explain. It's very valuable. The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. Oh Leela! You're the only person I could turn to; you're the only...

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